I used to open my planner and, without a trace of irony, write down when I would brush my teeth. When I would brush my teeth.
Y’all, I am a competent adult. I have children and an investment account, and I loosely understand why I need to rotate my tires. The task of brushing my teeth did not require extra planning. And yet I wrote it down.
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